…NOT a hookup. Or a nurse. Or a purse.

Don’t want to be any of those, either.

That may lose some of you readers right there. No matter, ’cause I’m quixotic in my pursuit of love. I want to love someone who loves me in return. Deeply. Romantically. That’s how I’m wired.

Watch the TV show Mad Men? Joan says, “I want love and I’d rather die hoping that happens than make some arrangement.”

If you gave that an “amen,” and you’re middle-age+, this blog will entertain you, reassure you, provoke you.

OK, I’ll trryyyy to shock you too, but no promises.